December 2011
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NEW SHERLOCK ON SUNDAY.
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“One day I will find the right words, and they will be simple.”
– Jack Kerouac
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There’s this kid in my brother’s year who instead of saying that he likes something, or is impressed etc. just says ‘BARRRRRE’ in all situations. I love what has happened to the English language..
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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“I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling...”
– Jack Kerouac
I flipping love Christmas, everyone’s so happy…most of all me because I got some pretty epic stuff, including a giant MATT DAMON calendar. Gonna go eat my body weight in food now, hope you all have a great day etc.
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“They danced down the streets like dingledodies, and I shambled after as...”
– Jack Kerouac
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Having a Jackass-othon with my brother because we’re festive bastards, and there is literally nothing else of worth on until Outnumbered :’)
readysetgo: Have you read more than 6 of these... →
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littlelundy:
The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books listed here. Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series 5 To Kill a Mockingbird...
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So excited about The Dark Knight Rises! asdfghjkl;zxcvbnmrtyjuiklo LOOKS BLOODY WONDERFUL.
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Went to Leeds with my one true gyal today, had a nice time even if we couldn’t find a decent clock. Got myself this scarf/headband thing, but it was only £3 so I didn’t feel too guilty, then got Mum a photo frame, and Liam some American skittles flavours that he’s not tried before which he should love because we are both Skittles enthusiasts.
buzzin’ for Christmas now (: I...
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